BREAKING NEWS!

William Shakespere, the world-renowned poet has come back to life! And he says he will destroy the brain-rotting youtube shorts series, Skibidi Toilet!

DAFUQBOOM STRIKES BACK!

Dafuqboom, the creator of Skibidi Toilet, says to meet Shakespeare at 9 AM PST, World Trade Center. Shakespeare denies at first, but agrees after someone says he bets 50 bucks!

Mini news, Obama eats Donald Trump's Ice Cream, USA FURIOUS!!!

"my prnouns are u/s/a!! what Obama did is OUTRAGEOUS!!!"-us citizen

DAFUQBOOM IN HOSPITAL

Dafuqboom, tried to fight Shakespeare. Thinking he would win, he went in for a punch, then William catches it, and throws Dafuqboom to Antartica! After a long hike, Dafuqboom has something to say. "I Will Not Give up! I will DESTROY WILLIAM!!"

SHAKESPEARE JOINS ANONYMOUS HACKER GANG

World renowned hacker gang SISIPHUSMEN, has just found a new member, William Shakespeare! When asked why, William just said "Skibidi Toilet will be mine!!!"

Mini news, Obama locked under gym arrest for his crimes,

"I do not regret putting him in the gym for 5 years"-Judge

DAFUQBOOM FOUND CRYING

"my series... its all gone... im so sorry shakespeare...." Says Dafuqboom, in his room, in tears.

SHAKESPEARE DISSAPEARS AND TAKES A BRAINROTTED CHILD

William found kidnapping Elon Musks child, X Æ X-12. And after the kidnapping, Shakespeare dissapeared. Authorities searching for him.